i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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