And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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