it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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