i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
zippers are such a cool invention
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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