i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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