i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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