I am spending my child support on dildos
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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