I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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