I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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