I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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