Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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