Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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