all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
