My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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