do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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