have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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