we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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