Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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