she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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