apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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