You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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