You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my mouth tastes like poor choices
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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