absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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