I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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