Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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