He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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