Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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