I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
