Your tits are I can't wait for
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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