Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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