Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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