i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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