So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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