He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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