dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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