VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
What a dumb baby whore.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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