I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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