my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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