I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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