living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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