I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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