My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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