dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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