my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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