garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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