ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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