Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
