nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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