Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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