oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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