My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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