I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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