So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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