id be glad to
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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