so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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