love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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