My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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