i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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